刚到家，居然发现大家在玩点名游戏了，为了做个好孩子，咱好好地回答。

From 娃子

好久没有玩这个拉~~大家来放松一下tongue八~~~

来个中文的先——

 

史上最强的绕口令
1、初入江湖：化肥会挥发
2、小有名气：黑化肥发灰，灰化肥发黑
3、名动一方：黑化肥发灰会挥发；灰化肥挥发会发黑
4、天下闻名：黑化肥挥发发灰会花飞；灰化肥挥发发黑会飞花
5、一代宗师：黑灰化肥会挥发发灰黑讳为花飞；灰黑化肥会挥发发黑灰为讳飞花
6、超凡入圣：黑灰化肥灰会挥发发灰黑讳为黑灰花会飞；灰黑化肥灰会挥发发黑灰为讳飞花化为灰
7、天外飞仙：黑化黑灰化肥灰会挥发发灰黑讳为黑灰花会回飞；灰化灰黑化肥灰会挥发发黑灰为讳飞花回化为灰

 

再来几个英文的~

1.Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
2. How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies. （饿了）
3.I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much. （这个好晕~会得强迫症的）
4.I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am. （好像蛮哲理的）

5.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
6.A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly "Let's flee!" and the fly said to the flea "Let's fly!" Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue.（故事性的也~）
7.She sees cheese.（我觉得这个老简单的，但是念上个十几遍就不是这么回事了= =）

 

纯属在电脑前面坐久了……